Have you ever been clouted around the head by a monkey? No? I hadn’t either, until last week on Gibraltar. It wasn’t a deliberate act on the monkey’s part. At least, I don’t think so! I had read the advice on not interacting with them and just letting them get on with their lives. We’re the intruders, after all. I was happy to just take a couple of shots and move on.
The problem arose when I leaned over the wall, holding tight to my camera, to take a shot of a mother and youngster just below me. Mum was busy with her fruit and the youngster desperate to get in on the act. As he squirmed about, I tried to get a good shot. Suddenly- smack! Two medium sized monkeys had galloped along the wall and straight over my head. Serves me right for leaving it in such a vulnerable place! The good news is that I didn’t drop the camera down the face of the Rock. Now that would have been a disaster! Here’s the shot I was striving for.
So, that’s me and monkeys! Shall I tell you about the rest of the trip? It was a pre-dawn start and a four and a half hour bus ride from the Eastern Algarve. Some foolish folks at Lagos, in the western end, had boarded at 4.20am! I’m fine once I’m on board and rolling. A new panorama unfolding outside my window is always a buzz for me. I watched the sun coming up through the umbrella pines in perfect contentment.
Over the Spanish border and just past Lepe, sudden thick fog descended and I had a moment of panic. I had left the Algarve sunshine for this? Somewhere south of Seville it began to clear and my nose was then pressed hard against the window. I hadn’t been prepared for the lovely lakeside scenery around Los Barrios, when finally, there it was, up ahead- the unmistakable shape of The Rock.
It was midday and melting hot. Pedro, our affable tour guide, had arranged for minibuses to whisk us up to the heights. Truth be known, there wasn’t much whisking going on! Traffic in Gibraltar was gridlocked due to some power failure or whim of its own. It’s that kind of place! A very smiley Moroccan eventually manoeuvered us onto his minibus and we set off. Some of the Brits on the bus were very offended by the German audio commentary. I just dissolved into giggles! A comedy of errors it definitely was. It was a relief to be free of the traffic and allowed off the bus at Europa Point.
Normally I research a destination to death before I set foot in it, but I hadn’t been sure that Gibraltar would be an option, so I arrived equipped only with a few preconceptions. Back on the minibus, I was in for a very pleasant surprise. Have you heard of St. Michael’s Cave? A natural grotto, it was apparently used during World War II as a hospital. Currently it stages a beautiful light show. There is an auditorium too for private events.
I’m not fond of caves but it had me entranced for a little while. The views from the top of The Rock were pretty impressive too. I would have loved to whizz down on the cable car but the minibus returned us to shore level. With not a lot of time to spare, I headed for the Tourist Information Office in Casements Square to pick up a map.
I might have liked a wander through the town, but the main sights had been pointed out on our way down and my next priority had to be boats. There are two marinas, one of which (Queensway) seemed to include a rather nice bathing area. No time for that, so I headed to Ocean Village, which was also in the direction of the border where I had been dropped off. Yes, it was a little glitzy and fake, but I am a complete sucker for any kind of marina. The bars and restaurants were full of happy, smiling faces- endless cocktail hour, apparently. And boats!
There was just time to linger for a wrap and a glass of wine, while the misters on the corners of the umbrellas sprayed us, and the food, at regular intervals! Pedro had warned us to allow plenty of time to return from the town and pass through the border controls. There was a no.5 bus but it seemed far more adventurous to walk back across the airport runway. I had hoped to see a plane landing and I was in luck. Barely had I crossed the runway than sirens sounded and the barriers came down. Such an air of anticipation! I shuffled my feet and gazed expectantly with the rest of the crowd. Ten or fifteen minutes passed. I awaited the heavy drone of engines and a rush of wings.
Eventually there was a tiny humming sound. My vision is not the very best and I had to peer quite hard to see the incoming flight. I barely just caught it on camera.
I’m sure that I missed lots, but I got a flavour of the place, which is all that a visit like this can give. Was it what I expected? Mostly, yes. A little crazy, but with a certain charm.









An epic daytrip! I noticed while you were away Gibraltar’s football team made its debut in a competitive match, losing 7-0 at ‘home’ to Poland (played in Portugal for some reason – do you know why?)
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Seems the Victoria Stadium in Gibraltar doesn’t meet FIFA standards, Richard. It looked very pretty in its red and white to me. Apparently they’re talking of building one at Europa Point (and demolishing that lighthouse!). Not exactly a lot of flat space on the Rock. I read about the 7-0 in the Portugal News and it raised a smile. Not much of a start 😦
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I would love to see those monkeys.Apparently they are getting far cheekier than they used to and go into town and especially to a school playground and steal the pupils crisps.x
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They certainly weren’t shy monkeys! But I really don’t like it when tourists fawn all over them, trying to pose with them. The monkeys have more dignity than some of the people.
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So glad you didn’t drop the camera down the face of the Rock. Really enjoyed the cave tour, Wow!
Remarkable capture of the tree. Thank you for the wonderful tour, Jo. 🙂
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It was all great fun, Amy 🙂 The camera lives to snap another day! Yay! 🙂
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🙂 🙂
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So schöne Bilder !!
LG Mathilda ❤
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Happy you like them, Mathilda! Danke 🙂
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🙂
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oh, what a wonderful day! They would have to drag me away by violent force from that lighthouse and the marina – all those boats!!! For me this kind of days are the best ever when travelling. Monkeys took me by surprise – unexpected post for such an opening 😉 Thank you so much for taking us on another journey with you!
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I try to inject a bit of fun and not just write travel guides (though I like to do that too). It’s nice to be able to share a smile or two. Thanks for your company 🙂
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Jo what a full day. I feel like I need a nap after all of that walking. The cave looks fascinating but top points for the monkey shots and encounter. A bop on the head all for the sake of a good photo. You know I commend that kind of determination. 🙂
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I just have to do these things to keep my husband entertained, Sue. Can’t have him getting bored after all these years 🙂
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I’ll share that philosophy with mine 🙂
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Just you keep him on his toes! 🙂 🙂
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Thanks for the smile and travelogue.
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Smiles cost nothing and I’m glad you like the travelogue, Sally. 🙂 Loved having your company.
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Nice post and good read, I think monkeys would actually scare me a little up close and personal. So enjoy reading at a distance although want to visit Gibraltar. one day maybe…
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I had read that they’re very capricious and often steal things, just to amuse themselves, so I had everything firmly tied on- especially my head 🙂
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What an adventurous time you had.
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My life does seem to go that way sometimes, Viv. 🙂 Are you ok this week? Back into poetry yet?
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I was overwhelmed with the number of intriguing shots and forgot to mention how much I love that bare tree photo (wow) and your pics from the cave.
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I think maybe too many photos? But I find it very hard to stop. No self restraint, you see!
Pass the wine 🙂 🙂
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If you say so Mme. I thought sage tea would be more fitting tonight, but I am easily convinced 🙂 (Merlot or Pinot Griggio?)
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Already started on the Merlot. Told you I had no self restraint 🙂
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After all the tai chi, zumba and walking you deserve it 🙂
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You and monkeys?! A near disaster. I was able to laugh when I read you were unharmed and camera was safe. The monkeys pics are good Jo, though they look very placid in the photos. The lighthouse is a beauty and a perfect capture!
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I was just now commenting on yours and the new camera, Paula 😦 Or do I mean 🙂 ?
Thank you!
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It is all 🙂 🙂 🙂 I am relieved to hear you did not get beaten up by monkeys.
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Any of them from Hartlepool ? 😀
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I have to be very careful how I answer this. You wouldn’t be trying to get me into trouble with the natives, would you, Robin? 🙂
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Of course not Jo, a perfectly innocent question 😉
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My innocent answer is ‘only one- my husband’. Born and bred 🙂
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Whoops 🙂
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Lovely! I know instantly where you were Jo after seeing the first picture as I have a very similar one from 9 years ago!
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It was an impulse visit, Nicole, and we had a very interesting day. 🙂
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Oh my, Jo! I’m in love with the Trinity Lighthouse photograph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It is so beautiful!
I always wanted a monkey when I was a little girl. 🙂
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Yeah well, don’t hold your breath, there are plans to knock it down to build a football stadium 😦
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The lighthouse? I thought Victoria Stadium was nearing completion?
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No, Victoria Stadium is the existing one but can’t, apparently meet FIFA recs, hence the plan for a stadium at Europa 😦
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That’s sacrilege!
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You’ve got to be kidding…that’s a horrible plan. 😦
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Thanks, Jill 🙂 I don’t think the Gibraltar guys would make good pets.
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Maybe I won’t comment at length after all. I’ll be here all night! You’ve got a nice pic of Queensway in there but there is no swimming around there. Need to go to Rosia etc. You got the minibus tour? Jo, I’m shocked!
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Can’t please all the people, Kate 🙂 If I’d been alone I might have done it independently but it was an interesting experience.
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I was down there in March, and my monkey shots didn’t turn out particularly great either. But at least I escaped being clouted, lol 😉
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Yes, I remember! The light’s very bright is my excuse, and they don’t sit still, do they? 🙂
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No, they keep monkeying around!!!
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Very nicely done. I recently went to Gibraltar as well. Check out my posts if you have time, I would love to know how you think our experiences compare. 🙂
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Thank you! 🙂 I certainly will.
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Gibralter looks very interesting – at least the parts you showed us. I had no idea that Morocco was so close – does this make it the closest that Europe and the African continent come?
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I believe so! It looked a real jewel and I’d have hopped a ferry across given half a chance. That’s a plan for the future but don’t mention it to my husband. 🙂
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Serves you right with the monkey larks! 😀 sounds like you had a fun short visit…
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I never know why these things happen to me, Sue 🙂
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Like me, you’re accident prone!!
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That was a whirlwind visit! Gib looks a lot smarter than when I visited in 2002, I don’t recollect that smart marina then, just an impression of very scruffy flats on the walk from the customs to the town. And a High Street just like many over here 😉 Those apes haven’t changed though!
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I think Ocean Village is spanking new, Jude. Kate at Rough Seas says that Queensway is much more authentic but I’m easily impressed 🙂
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What, by me?
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By pretty boats and walkways 🙂
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